mermaidsandmisandry:

things i dont need in my life:

• wasps
• those stringy things on the banana
• commercials on youtube

holdnoquarter:

Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.

daddyfuckedme:

dude we need to stop making fun of teenage white girls and start making fun of teenage white boys like they are literally the worst people in the world and if you don’t agree you’re in denial

whorville:

I’m trying to get back to my original weight of 6 pounds and 11 ounces

•  "2014 tour"
•  "new album"
•  "new merch"
•  "movie"
•  "perfume"
•  [macklemore voice] only got 20 dollars in my pocket

thepensivebrony:

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

ostracizedpoodle:

*gets down on one knee* will you go away 

tupacabra:

one time i looked at something that had glitter on it and it got on my hands somehow

setfiretorains:

one direction

syruppalin:

the bags under my eyes are designer 

mcbrayers:

yet another unrealistic expectation for women

bueno:

things i haven’t learned in high school

• how to pay bills
• how to buy a house
• how to buy a car
• how to apply for loans for college

but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function

bnttany:

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