[at my own wedding] can I stay in the car
someone explain to me how parents can scream at you until you’re crying and then act like nothing happened 20 minutes later
If you’re a girl and you hit, punch, or physically harm your boyfriend in any way it’s still considered abuse and you’re equally as much of a piece of shit as any guy that hits his girlfriend. Seriously the amount of girls that disagree with this is ridiculous, and they’re all fucking stupid. Sorry not sorry.
have u tried turning it off and on again
if you got a big dick and a bigger wallet i got low standards and questionable morals
my roommate is snoring again i think this time i’m finally gonna suffocate her
Marco isn’t fucking around with those fries.