Girls Have 3 Types of Panties
- period panties
- chillen panties
- and im about to get me some dick panties
the worst part about ugly dudes is everyone defends them like ‘he’s really funny though’ or something but if a chick is ugly to someone they just straight up dirt like they might as well not even have a personality
"Who wants to be a millionaire?" Me. This game is easy. Next question.
my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me
pharrell is forty years old and he still looks like hes expected to be in homeroom by 8am
Biggest plot twist in history.
I hate it when this happens to me
me: bb ur hands r so cold
her: that my hook